State of Being :: 3.13.10

So its been a few years since I have even attempted to put one of these out, so lets knock the rust off the Pinto and get rolling.

I’m not even going to start in the world of Motorsports, since the S.O.B. isn’t just about racing. Dixie Carter is a moron, a complete moron. Yeah, I said it. I am calling a complete multimillionaire a moron. I watch Pro Wrestling, admittedly and I think today’s product absolutely sucks the high hard one. This woman and her father buy into Total Nonstop Action wrestling, and turn it from one of the more exciting products to something I remember watching back in the mid 1990′s. What was it called? Its on the tip of my…yeah WCW. What ever happened to WCW? Oh yeah, its dead! Now you add Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, The Nasty Boys, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, Ric Flair, Sting and you have WCW circa 2010. You HAD guys like A.J Styles, Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, James Storm etc..etc at the head of the company and it was exciting. Now id rather watch paint dry, and slam my head off of a pad of concrete. Sting as a bad guy? Sorry, not buying it. The only thing worth watching anymore is some bootleg Dragon Gate, Ring of Honor, or PWG. Kenny Omega, the F’n man. And while youre at it, hey Vince, change your product back to anything other than PG and youll gain a viewer or two.

Indiana Basketball sucks. That is all I have to say on the subject. Oh yeah and Calipari is a cheating scumbag. Hire Kelvin Sampson to be your assistant. Connecticut womens team…men with ponytails.

I love inverts, start the fastest qualifier on the damn tail of the heat and give the fans their moneys worth. You dont win features qualifying, you dont win features by starting on the pole of the heat race, and you sure as hell dont win the feature WINNING the heat race. If you have a car “thats fast enough to win”, back up your statement and PASS A FEW CARS!

If I ever win the lottery, heres what im going to do. Full field invert. $1000 to every car you pass, in EVERY race. Even heat races. Ok back up a minute, im going to give a grand to the fastest car in HOT LAPS. There we go, lets grow a set right out of the trailer. Put on your big boy pants and lets mix it up in practice. Get the fans there early to watch that carnage. Think about how much fun it would be to see “Average Joe” in the hornets take out his sister for a grand. Imagine the family dinner on Sunday when Joe is waving 1K in his sisters face while shes eating and staring out the window at her now even more compact car. “But he took me out mom!!” says Jane. “Yeah, but im eating out tonight at some high class restaurant because ive got passion for the sport and im not afraid to pass somebody.” Joe says. “Have fun with your Easy Mac.” Basically, to sum it up, the fans are what pay your purses. If you put on a bland, boring, and blah product with no passing, they wont show up,  you wont get paid, and youre going to be standing there next to that guy that we all love. Mr “Run up to your car and wash your window for a dollar”. Hey, its proven fact that they make some bank doing that sort of thing.

The racing season is upon us, the season opener at my home track is coming up on Saturday March 20th. I havent been to a race since the Billy Bob, doing live audio for the DRC. That was following my DTWC weekend where I was half dead with a 103 degree temperature, spend all my money at the Hollywood Casino, sleep in the front seat of a cramped truck adventure. Lets hope 2010 is a great season.

If you have any questions, concerns, gripes, bitches, or anything like that. Feel free to contact me anytime. transitionaddress@hotmail.com I will air your question, or anything like that. Its your show, the fans show. Without your support, none of us would be here today.

Thanks

King of Old School Style

C.N.